September, 12, 2005

ПолитковскаяAphorisms of the russian-Chechen war - 18

APHORISM (French. aphorisme, from Greek. aphorismos) - the brief expressive saying (the explanatory Dictionary of foreign words of L.P.Krysin).

APHORISM - the brief expressive saying containing generalizing conclusion (the explanatory Dictionary of Russian Language S.I.Ozhegov and N.J.Shvedov).

APHORISM - the saying expressing in the laconic form of generalized, finished idea (Big encyclopedia of Kirill and Mefodia).

"FREEDOM does not cost anything, if it does not include freedom of mistaking" (Mahatma Gandi, the Indian political figure).

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• The author of words of Russian hymn - requiem Mikhalkov so strongly smiled to Putin, that he directly on a stage has split his senile face, yet since Soviet times wrinkled by eternal hatred to dissidents.

• The letter of the Russian law always accordant.

• In Russia even language of art becomes obscene.

• In Russia not the staff solve everything, but the staff reshufflings.• In Russia there are no widely known economists, are only despondently known ones.

• In Russia "freedom" has enabled everyone to choose to itself slavery accrding to taste.

• In the Russian army even disgraces should correspond to the service.

• All troubles of Russians come from that they are not able to define, what the "certain forces" which all the time disturb them to live stands for.

• The statement of Chechen mojahed: "the seven federal districts of Rusni have the great future".

• Even on the Siberian frosts Putin's skilled craftsmen manage to heat their hands.

• Dembelia is in the Russian army - These are muzhiks of two-year-old endurance.

• The diagnosis of illness of Russian politicians: incontinence of speeches before elections and a failure of memory after.

• The route of Russia through "the bright future" appeared to be circular.

• The only reliable right in Russia was serfdom.

• If in Russia have been ceased to break the law, means, it has been already become old-fashioned.

• If the Russian state of someone has not deceived, means, the person was not born yet.

• If Japan for Russia - is the Country of rising sun, Russia for Japan - is the Country of the setting sun.

• Abroad doctors work without borders, and in Russia - without salary.

• The west will help Russian - to stretch legs to the East.

• A commandment Putin from orphan school: "Why not to hit the man when he is down? Instead of result My God - suddenly will rise and punch on muzzle".

• And with the Russian bandit in the Chechen Republic it is possible to find the common language if you first will pull the trigger.

• Criminal disassemblies in Russia - is not other than, slay-deadly wars.

• A linden - "holy business" of Russian swindlers.

• "Love" of Russia has not left at Putin heart to Russians.

• An inscription on posthumous of KGB-er Andrey Saharov's file: "Body - to bury, ideas - urgently embalm!".

• Do not judge about the celebrity of Putin's personality with the sizes of his study in the Kremlin.

• The bad is that soldier of the Russian army who does not dream not to serve in the Chechen Republic.

• For supporting the health of Russian nation, it is not necessary to arrange it blood-letting in the Chechen Republic.

• Pushing upword the living standard of life, Russian may overstrain.

• The criminality in Russia is under the control of law enforcement bodies.

• Putin, unsuccessfully jumped on ski, skates may be rejected.

• The Putin - spy always despised all four world oceans because of absence at them double bottoms

• Putin's Russia at rise - the prices grow and grow.

• To spend life in Russia must be economically done, in order it to suffice up to the end.

• The Russian roads lead not to a temple, but to failures.

• Russian horse cops from solidarity with the animal transport thoughtlessly neigh always, passing by the deserted stables.

• Russian want good life, but the cheerful life is always aranged for them.

• The Russian tank in the Chechen Republic is the best for destroying together with crew of invaders.

• With humour in Russia everything is all right: even salaries - are ridiculous.

• The most perspective medicine in Russia - is medicine of accidents.

• The most abrupt dramas in Russia are played behind the Kremlin side scenes.

• How many "loud assassinations" in Russia - one may become deaf.

• Putin's conscience is so "pure" and "transparent", that it is even not visible.

• Deputies of the State Duma of Russia have so damp tongues that it is possible slip!

• The bad student in Russia has chance to become "good" the soldier in the Chechen Republic.

• Russia has a special way - on impassability.

• to distinguish often the Russian cop from the bandit it is possible only by the uniform.

• More often the the Kremlin politicians step on rake, the more is bigwigs on the foreheads of the Russian citizens.

• The worm - putin screwed up the face from words: "Kasianov - the good fisher - sportsmen".

• In order Russian people not to behave violently, he have been placed on "onstankin needle".

• Echelons of the Kremlin authority rather frequently appear in the Caucasian impasses.

( to be continued)

Saikhan and Shamkhan Baudunovs, for Chechenpress, 11.09.05.

http://chechenpress.co.uk/english/news/2005/09/12/02.shtml