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October, 1, 2005

The story about the present pitiful (XI)

"Russia, poor Russia,
The country of woods, the country of fields,
| You do not know, what a snake
You caress on your breast"
(Martin Kukhta"Vladimir and so on i)

At September 27 of 2005 year was held the premiere of the next act of the Kremlin performance under the name "President Putin on the air replies to citizens of Russia" (the author of the script - Gleb Pavlovsk, the producer-director - Dmitry Medvedev).

All comedy of this widely advertised political show - farce, which was broadcast simultaneously (from 12.00 by Moscow time) by the state telechannels "Russia" and "the First channel", and also radio station "the Beacon" and radio "Russia", consists that for almost 5 years and 9 months of his "presidency" (since December, 31, 1999) "Russian leader" haedly collect the record quantity (about 2350 pieces) of nicknames, nicknames and other impartial characteristics which have received in people neat definition - "clips".

Below the attention of readers is offered to the whole one hundred new "clips" about Putin, "taken off", basically, by the Chechen advertising agency "Bober" ("the Orphan") which are direct answers to the most burning questions of citizens of the Russian Federation - a country - aggressor, more than six years of permanent war taking place in a condition with sovereign CHRI:

• the AMERICAN PROTEGE In the KREMLIN under the code name "the lieutenant Colonel " (diversive group of Russian nationalists, from the letter in agency «Daymohk»);

• the COLOURLESS TINDER formed on old another's genealogy, the Chechen journalist, agency "Caucasus-center");

• PALE KREMLIN LOSE with tin eyes (Boris Stomahin, the Russian journalist, lawyer);

• the SUPREME OWNER of the KREMLIN HAREM (Salamu Talkhigov, the Chechen journalist, agency "Chechenpress");

• AIAAI - the responsible head (a site «Vladimirvladimirovich.com», Russia);

• AIAAI GREY (Baiali Saraliev, citizen of CHRI);

• VOVKA-BAISTRIUK, born at railway station - Putin (Saikhan and ShamkhanBauddinovs, the Chechen journalists, agency "Chechenpress");

• "ALLMIGHTY" CHEKISTIC KING (Salamu Talkhigov);

• LEADER GEBESHNOJ of the GANG (Sergey Krjukov independent analistic, the journalist, Ulyanovsk);

• the LEADER of the KREMLIN whom torment "the Chechen complexes", since memorable day of the beginning of the ninetieth, when his back gather the Chechen kicks on one of criminal dismantling (Ruslan Isakov, the Chechen journalist, agency "Caucasus-Center");

• the LEADER of the facal-sorting Gang (Turko Dikaev, the Chechen journalist, agency "Chechenpress");

• THE MAIN PHYSICIAN OF BESLAN CHILDREN (Akhmad, from the letter in"Caucasus-Center");

• the MAIN INTERNATIONAL TERRORIST (Musa Madaev, the Chechen journalist, agency "Chechenpress");

• Mockingly grinning and impudently lieing PROTEGE of OLIGARCHES (Alexander Litvinenko, the former officer of FSB of the Russian Federation, the publicist, London);

• TALKATIVE LITTLE MAN (V.Belomesov, the miner - pensioner, Russia);

• "TERRIBLE" CONQUEROR who declared a campaign to Dagestan and has called "sarin on kichk" (Alkhazur Jalilov, the Chechen journalist, agency «Daymohk»);

• HEP LEADER OF RUSSIAN (Ilman Berdushin);

• The DICTATOR who as the bloodsucker has stuck to the presidential armchair (Ashat, from the letter in "Chechenpress");

• "the EMOTIONAL GUY " (Sergey Krjukov);

• The MURDERER (Alexander Litvinenko);

• The COMPLETED LIAR which obstinacies would suffice not on one herd of donkeys (Alkhazur Jalilov);

• GOLDEN of CHECHEN TOILETS, continuing to manipulate opinion of the electorate (Alkhazur Jalilov);

• the SOURCE of EVIL conducted world zionizm (diversive group of Russian nationalists);

• The KREMLIN BAST - VOVOCHKA which has a cowardly allergy from a terrible word "jamaat" (Vladimir Tishchenko, the citizen of Russia);

• The KREMLIN MONKEY, raised at will of a case on such career height (Iskhat Tuniev, citizen ??E);

• The KREMLIN GNOME (Ilman Berdushin);

• The KREMLIN FREELOADER (Mikhas Kukobaka, the Soviet dissident, lawyer, Moscow);

• The KREMLIN WOODPECKER (Sergey Gerasimov, Moscow);

• The KREMLIN ILLUSIONIST (Alkhazur Jalilov);

• KREMLIN MOLOCH (Kharun Zankishi, Nalchik, Kabardino-Balkariya);

• KREMLIN "groin" (Saikhan Kiuri, Chechen onomastic);

• the KREMLIN STRATEGIST, "commanders genius" which will open to all nationalities of Dagestan, beginning(starting) from Oanaa-??oa and up to the Derbent, and looks and is even farther (Alkhazur Jalilov);

• The KREMLIN KHAN (Mikhas Kukobaka);

• KREMLIN CHONUKHVAN (Ilman Berdushin);

• BANDY-LEGGED "the COMMANDER" WithSTEALTHILLY GAIT (Alkhazur Jalilov);

• The BLOODY MILITARY CRIMINAL (Oleg Mihilevich, Boris Stomahin, members of organizing committee of the Society of friends Ichkerii);

• The BLOODY IDOL "POWER " (Sergey Krjukov);

• The SMITH of the HAPPINESS and the CARPENTER of the COFFIN (Saikhan and ShamkhanBauddinovs);

• The HYPOCRITE who does not have any religion (Abdul-Khalim Sadulaev, the President of the Chechen Republic Ichkerija);

• the BEST LIAR, the THIEF And the MURDERER of all times and peoples (Mairbek Taramov, the Chechen journalist,lawyer);

• The FAN of the DOG FIDELITY (Paul Dvorin, the manager, Moscow);

• The CANNIBAL who sits in the Kremlin and twists a plate (Andrey Novikov independent analistic, the journalist, Rybinsk);

• SMALL FUHRER (Alexander Litvinenko);

• "the TANGERINE" (Valery Novodvorskaja, Russian lawyer, the leader of a party "The Democratic Union");

• The MANIAC, the COWARD and the RASCAL (Amir Abubakar, East front VS CHRI);

• The MANIAC IN AUTHORITY (Sergey Krjukov);

• FINE, IMPERCEPTIBLE bureaucracy, obsequious, blender, even any bluish-yellow, as color children's swaddling band, six years back has come up from any stinking cellars of the Kremlin palace office (Ilman Berdushin);

• the MANAGER of ELECTIONS In "the CHECHEN PARLIAMENT " (Turko Dikaev);

• the BASTARD (V.Avarsky, Dagestan);

• "YOUNG AND STRONGER" PUDGE (Akhmad Ichkeriiski, the Chechen journalist, agency "the Caucasus - centre");

• The ILLEGAL USURPER FROM the KREMLIN, (Sergey Krjukov) who has made a lot of crimes;

• The AILING PERSON who should not declare war to the God (Abdul-Khalim Sadulaev);

• NONTRUNKATED "WETTER", wasted budget in "antiterrorist operations" in the Chechen Republic (Sergey Gerasimov);

• FLOWN INTO A RAGE KREMLIN vampire (Salamu Talkhigov);

• RESPONSIBLE FOR DEATH for no one from hundred thousand people (diversive group of Russian nationalists);

• NEXT "FATHER " of RUSSIAN PEOPLE and, in combination, the guarantor of the Russian constitution (Mukhamed Bekistov, the Chechen journalist, agency «Daymohk»);

• (Valery Novodvorskaja's' EXECUTIONER;

• The CHARACTER reminding by the cruelty and bloodthirstiness of mad Roman tyrants (Sergey Krjukov);

• DOG OF WARS (Sergey Krjukov);

• The BAD PRESIDENT whom new term will not correct (Andrey Piontkovsky, Russian politolog, the publicist);

• The lieutenant COLONEL which looks confused, uncertain and doomed, as Napoleon before sending to Corsica (Alkhazur Jalilov);

• LAST KREMLIN SWINE (Saikhan and Shamkhan Bauddinovs);

• PTSAR OF WHOLE RUSSIA (Turko Dikaev);

• The PRESIDENT of the BIGGEST COUNTRY, among other things, also ill schizophrenia (Mansur Mazev, the Chechen journalist, agency "Chechenpress");

• HALTS - AUNT (Bilal Alkanov, the Chechen poet);

• The PRIMITIVE TRAM PATRIOT (Mansur Mazaev);

• The BORN TERRORIST heading the terrorist state (Ilmadi Ichkeriev, citizen of CHRI);

• "PROGRESSIVE, EDUCATED Eight of a pound" (Valery Novodvorskaja);

• The CONTINUER of the AFFAIR of the SOVIET SECURITY OFFICERS and their lineal heir (Vakh Khasanov, the Chechen journalist, agency "Caucasus-Center");

• SIMPLY ILL PERSON (Ruslan Isakov);

• PUTIN who has dropped out in due time from a jack of KGB (Saikhan and Shamkhan Bauddinovs);

• PUTIN to whom always dreams Piotr the First, cutting beards to Charles Marksu and to Fridrikh to Engels (Saikhan and Shamkhan Bauddinovs);

• The PUTIN-LEFTHANDER who has grounded a flea of Russian empire (Saikhan and Shamkhan Bauddinovs);

• PUTIN-HALTS, the vertical and perpendicular of authority to which in farther the sewer system of the Garden ring is not distributed (Turko Dikaev);

• PUTIN who has come to authority on all fours (Saikhan and Shamkhan Bauddinovs);

• PUTIN suffering from disorder of the USSR (Sirajdin Sattaev, the Chechen journalist, agency "Caucasus-Center");

• PUtiatia (Bailal Alkanov);

• the SLAVE IN A LAP, dress in jester costume of the parody barin (Ilman Berdushin);

• RATING PRESIDENT (the lieutenant Rzhev, from the letter in "Caucasus-Center");

• RUSSIAN EA?EIIA (Sergey Krjukov);

• The FISH EYE of the KREMLIN (Turko Dikaev);

• the sanitary TECHNICIAN, promising to finish repair of the Chechen toilet bowls in fortnight term (Akhmad Ichkeriiski);

• ZIONIST FOSTERLING (diversive group of Russian nationalists);

• The CASUAL PERSON In WORLD POLITICS (Peter Baker and SusanGlasser, the spouse -reporter of the newspaper «The Washington Post», USA);

• STINKING SORTER which Russians name "the person with strong spirit " (Saikhan and Shamkhan Bauddinovs);

• The RIDICULOUS LAME PUPPET surounded by official grey color uniforms, so-called "the Russian elite " (Ilman Berdushin);

• Sorted MACHO, promising to finish war in the Chechen Republic in fortnight term (Alkhazur Jalilov);

• (Valery Novodvorskaja's' INFORMER;

• The MAD DOG FROM the KREMLIN (Makhamad Nokhchmakhkakho, from the letter in "Chechenpress");

• The ESSENCE which transatlantic bicyclist (Bush) has scornfully christened Ways - tract (Abudar Geratov, the Chechen journalist, agency "Daymohk");

• "COMRADE Dry" (Valery Novodvorskaja);

• The MURDERER and the PATHOLOGICAL LIAR (Salamu Talkhigov);

• The MURDERER and the USURPER (Sergey Krjukov);

• the AWFUL ESSENCE, stuck in the Kremlin (Michael Grili, Colorado, USA);

• SICKLY "COMMANDER " which is able to promise not worse of communists "celestial mannna" which just about should fall down to Russia, after 80 years of its expectation (Alkhazur Jalilov);

• TENACIOUS AND RUTHLESS GENIUSDULLNESS and MEDIOCRITIES (Ilman Berdushin);

_Son-of a-Bitch (the Chinese character of the pasquil composed by graph A.K.Tolstym);

• Chekitsk Spawn (diversive group of Russian nationalists);

• The HUMANOID, that with ergot highlight from the Kremlin toilet (Turko Dikaev) •

As is known, in second half of 1999 the Russian TV has made artificial image from to few whom known hitherto of the lieutenant colonel of KGB Putin "the national hero". Such"image" try to assign to him to this day. And in it spite of the fact that the Second Russian-Chechen war, which gross national product has untied in the summer of that memorable year and promised to finish within two weeks full liquidation of the Chechen statehood, became already six-year, and light at the end of a tunnel is not seen yet.

That is why each day on TV are shown advertising transfers about imaginary successes of Putin mode without which he will not survive. From these lines and traditional annual "live", during which gross national products, for a long time turned in "telestar ", answers only on most "correct questions " to the citizens of the Russian Federation beforehand selected by censors from so-called <,Assets of effective Policy", headed Kremlin court jester Pavlovsk, impudently giving out for "professor of poitology".

That is what the known expert in the field of strategic researches Andrey Piontkovsky having in authoritative circles of a scientific world the status of independent politolog has told concerning the valid rating of the Russian president:

"King naked, and mass media sew for him a virtual dress. From here is censorship - that king suddenly did not appear in what mother has given birth! ". As they say, comments excessive!

( the Previous chapters of a story can be read in the following releases of agency "Daymohk ": for 2004 year - 7, 8, August, 9, October, 7, 30, December, 31; for 2005 year - 25, March, 26, May, 7, July, 3)

Saikhan Kiuri, the expert in an anomaly area,

IA DAYMOHK, 01.10.05
http://chechenpress.co.uk/english/news/2005/10/01/06.shtml