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August, 16, 2005

Comrade Putin's UFO

When the submarine " Kursk " sank, Russian president was being searched for a long time, and when, at last, he was found, they asked: "what happened to the boat? "It went down", - Putin answered serenly . I do not remember, who from journalists was so keen, but from this very moment the nickname Vladimir - trouble was assigned to him.

And if it were not British with their "Scorpion", saving a bathyscaphe with seamen of the "great power", most likely, we this time would hear the philosophical saying of Vladimir - trouble, but in a masculine gender - "he sank". after all everything was going on under the same scenario as it was with the " Kursk "!

Putin was not giving a sign of life for a long time, just as it was during the wreck of the submarine " Kursk ", and it was tried to hide the incident connected with the bathyscaphe, as well as the wreck of " Kursk ". It turns out that the bathyscaphe was blocked at the bottom of a bay on Thursday, and the wide public learned about it only on Friday.

As writes "U", about the failure on the underwater device "Prise" the family of seamen onboard learned about it, completely accidentally . And hardly ever somebody from mortal would have learnt that the seamen were wanted to be left as a forage to fishes if the woman who presented herself as the wife of the submariner, had not called in editorial office of local "Radio-3", and had not informed, that the bathyscaphe was suffering from the disaster in a bay Birch. The information was urgently broadcasted, and just after when the news about an incident with a bathyscaphe was not secret, in a management of navy fleet of Russia they were not able to pretend any more, that there was a supernumerary situation.

But before, admirals, being complete with the commander-in-chief who hid behind the walls of the Kremlin, thoroughly having become silent, actively disappeared from journalists, and had ordered to the whole staff of a grouping not to answer any kind of questions to the civil persons arriving to Kamchatka.

That is, it is necessary to understand so, that the seamen of the bathyscaphe somewhere on a mint had already been poured off with posthumous awards. When the information became the common property of society, the seamen had to refuse silent killing, though before the arrival of the British rescuers, they completely did not refuse the intention to destroy a bathyscaphe.

In this case the confidential meeting, in which all collaborators of Putin had taken part: Fadkov, Ivanov, Nurgaliev, and Patrushev, was held. About what was discussed at the meeting, the press-service of the Kremlin for already known reasons had not informed, and Putin for already known reasons never had made any applications about the situation of the sunken bathyscaphe.

Also for already known reasons, very long could not agree with officials of IAOI how to rescue submariners. For example, the military journalist, the ex-commander of the Black Sea fleet of Russia, admiral Edward Baltin concerning the failure of the bathyscaphe told: "As usual the management of the Navy can not speak out much, not to speak about that it will - keep a secret or it is possible to use sharper words when trainings are being carried out - we can maneuver together with officials of NATO, but how to rescue submariners, we have not come to an agreement yet".

In other words, the intentions of destroying bathyscaphe with seamen, most likely, were still kept. Most likely, on plausible excuse for the destruction of a mini-submarine should have become its "release" from holding cables.

About the case that Russians were ready to blow up the anchors holding the bathyscaphe, was informed by the Russian MASS-MEDIA, and we should realize, what would have remained from the bathyscaphe, in this case. And then it would be possible to refer to casual damage of the body etc. etc. and to hush up a situation, as regular death of seamen, in a bathyscaphe, rolled up in "poaching nets". Is it few miners perish in the country, and would it many people in this occasion be indignant? Therefore Putin was silent all this time, waiting for the report of successfully carried out operation on concealment of the failure reasons , by means of destruction of a bathyscaphe.

But fortunately for seamen, it was already late - the world kept an eye on the development of events, and the noise could not be avoided. However Putin's hope for prevention of information leakage still was not leaving him, and in these purposes he urgently sent Ivanov on a mission in Petropavlovsk - Kamchatka where this bird - secretary, having landed on Kamchatka, got on a military uniform, and had taken up himself the command of operation.

But here was revealed an inconsistency of actions, and turned out, that the command of the Navy of the Russian Federation, had already invited British who arrived a little earlier than Ivanov. (By the way if the commander-in-chief of the Navy of the Russian Federation is sent in retirement, it will be only for this reason). However, Ivanov still hoped that he would still manage to destroy the seamen untill the British completely released the bathyscaphe from its holding cables.

Despite the warnings of the british, the decision of lifting the bathyscaphe which was still kept by cables was made by Ivanov. As a result of Ivanov's order, the bathyscaphe, it started to draw it up on a surface, and it was lifted up to 30 meters, but it was immediately lowered on the former place. To Ivanov's affliction the session of communication with seamen confirmed that seamen were remained alive, even after when the bathyscaphe with seamen had again flopped into on a bottom of the sea from 30-meter height.

To the big surprise after the hard impact onto the bottom, the bathyscaphe of the Russian manufacture yet did not fall apart. But Ivanov did not expect that Russian tub might endure such ordeal, and, most likely, he was ready to give an order for a repeated lifting of the bathyscaphe up to about sixty meters, and certainly, in that case the fall of a bathyscaphe would guarantee the success.

However recurrence of similar experiment, might cause to british quite well-grounded suspicions, especially that they understood not worse than Ivanov in solidity of the Russian vessel, once they had already warned him about the danger of such kind of movements, so Ivanov had to reconcile, and the british had begun to save the Russian seamen. But even after the bathyscaphe was completely released from obstacles, Ivanov had delayed the emerson of the bathyscaphe up to the last moment.

And why Ivanov behaved so precipitately, trying to hide that thing from the british which they had photographed for certain hundred times, and long ago transferred them where it is necessary?! Probably, it was the ordinary act of despair from the Russian minister who had failed the responsible mission.

A little bit later Austrian Kronen Zeitung will inform about the fact that Ivanov tried to hide the information, and will tell to the whole world, that Russian military submarine AS-28 got tangled not at all in a fishing net, as impudently told Russian lies to the whole world, but in their own overhearing plant when it has plunged into for the purpose its repair. The plant serves for espionage behind the submarines of USA . Russian submarine has got stuck in cables of the aerial sonar which stands on an anchor with weight of 60 tons at the bottom of the sea.

"Komsomolskaia pravda" also writes, that one of members of crew "Georgi Kozmin" from the board out of which the bathyscaphe has left for depth, told the following: "bathyscaphe" lowered on the bottom of Beriozovoi in order to lift the hydroacoustic aerial. it was there installed in the middle of 80's for the listening of foreign courts which are situated out of border . Two years ago one such aerial was broken and carried away already to Pacific ocean . There it had made much alarm - at first it was taken even for the UFO"

However, despite such irrefragable information about the aerial, the commander of Pacific fleet of Russia Victor Feodor for some reason continues to insist that the bathyscaphe got tangled exactly in the fishing net. "I can prove, that nets were placed by the Kamchatka poachers. Exactly these villains had put the nets in the given area, and also forbidden for business, - emphasized Fedorov.

However hardly who begins to listen to these crazy statements after it was found out, that the villain placed "the nets" is not a poacher at all, but the personnel security officer. Probably, these statements are made for the ear of Bush because he still took the spying device of the Kremlin friend for the UFO. Well, and if it to speak seriously, it was found out, that the bathyscaphe was hooked not at poaching net, but namely at the aerial with which Putin, obviously, missing the transatlantic friend, kept an eye on it, in a habit acquired in studies of Ljubianka.

Alkhazur Jalilov, IA DAYMOHK, 16.08.05
http://chechenpress.co.uk/english/news/2005/08/16/04.shtml