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Jule, 18, 2005

Will Shabalkin stop to make people laugh at his new post?

“The joint press centre of Russian gangsters " ROH" informed that it stops to misinform the mass-media about the situation in the Chechen Republic , what is connected with “the begun process of work on optimization of the activity of the joint press centre of the ROH and consideration of the question on assignment of the new head”.

The former official representative of the terrorist megaphone of the ROH Ilya Shabalkin confirmed to the Russian edition " NG” that the reorganization and reduction of the occupational base in Hankala is prepared, and he leaves for the new place of service”.

(SIA “Chechenpress”, the section "News", “Will Shabalkin stop to make people laugh”, 13.07.2005)

THE COMMENT :

So, for six years of the Second Russo-Chechen war already the third representative of the ideological megaphone of the Kremlin in the Northern Caucasus from the Russian occupational base in Hankala (a suburb of Djohar) “leaves for the new place of service” (read: for promotion): before Shabalkin it was done by Valery Manilov, "who has "trained for a senator", and Alexander Zdanovich "transferred” for supervising work in one of the state TV channels of Russia.

From the above-named three doll characters in camouflage, being regular puppets of the special theatre of Putin in the Lubyanka, comedian Ilya Shabalkin has played, certainly, more roles than others on “the Chechen stage” in Hankala . Therefore it is a pity to part with such a "glorified" clown, who all the time made laugh with his stories - fables not only Chechen mojaheds, but also the Russian TV viewers thirsting for the meeting with the grown fond humorist in general shoulder-strips almost the same as with generals of the Russian variety Eugenie Petrosyan (“The Distorting mirror”) and Regina Dubovitskaya ("The Full House").

Whether general Shabalkin will stop to make people laugh in connection with “departure to the new place of service”? It is hardly probable! Such a professional liar as Ilya will not be able to become accustomed at the new place of work, not being true to his vital credo “not to say anything, except for lie”. Fresh characteristics (nicknames) of this general - liar, constant distributing doubtful and false information on the Russo-Chechen war, testify to it:

• "VIRTUOSO" with the ALCOHOLIZED BRAINS (Turko Dikaev, a Chechen journalist, agency "Chechenpress " );

• THE GENERAL FROM a LIE (Selim Abraliev, a Chechen journalist, agency "Chechenpress " );

• THE GENERAL from the Federal Toilet Bureau ( Turko Dikaev );

• THE MAIN HANKALA LIAR (Alhazur Djalilov, a Chechen journalist, agency "Daymohk");

• THE NOTABLE STORY-TELLER FROM THE IDEOLOGICAL BELLY OF THE RUSSIAN SPECIAL SERVICES, who manages the amicable brigade of the "morning" canards (“Utro.ru.” is meant – the site of the Russian special services) (Selim Abraliev);

• ILYA STORY-TELLER, who recognizes moisture only as vodka ( Turko Dikaev );

• ILYA – LIE – TELLER ( Albert Dushin, a Chechen journalist, agency "Daymohk");

• LONG-TERM PRESS-SECRETARY OF THE ROH , who began each his reporting with the sacramental spell, “The situation in the Chechen Republic is completely controlled by the federal forces” (Adlan Beno, a Chechen journalist, agency "Chechenpress " );

• THE TABLET GENERAL SHABALKIN (Hasik Tsentroev, a citizen of the ChRI );

• THE PUTIN'S COMEDIAN (Saihan Kuri, a Chechen onomastologian );

• THE ROH'S PIG, grown fat with long-term sitting in Hankala ( Adlan Beno );

• STUPID ILYA, who got into a ROH'S mess ( Turko Dikaev );

• THE HANKALA BEAVER (Alhazur Djalilov);

• A GUY FROM HANKALA , true to his credo (Alhazur Djalilov);

• THE HANKALA MALE PIG WITH UNCUT GRUNTING (Ibragim Mansurov, a Chechen journalist, agency "Daymohk");

• CHEMICAL ILYA (the agency " Caucasus - center", the ChRI );

• REGULAR RUSSIAN AGITATION PROPAGANDIST ( Adlan Beno ) …

(Previous humoresques of the author about Ilya Shabalkin, which also were accompanied by impartial nicknames of this Hankala disinformator , can be read in the following releases of the agency "Daymohk" of 2004 year, “Fairy tales of Shabalkin and Ershov” - on the 9 th of June, 9, “Whether General Shabalkin will reach the Post of a Marshal?” - on the 20 th of July.

Saihan Kuri, the expert in the sphere of onomastics,

IA DAYMOHK, 18.07.05.

http://chechenpress.co.uk/english/news/2005/07/18/04.shtml